Teams: xRetired/Former Skaters
Playing since: 10/2008
Height: Too tall for y'all
Fun Fact: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.
Blurb: Fear. Fear in the other girls eyes when I enter the track. I am a big Fear Factor fan. Um... I'm a big fan of anything Joe Rogan does, actually.
Likes: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day.
Dislikes: Scotch and Splenda: Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch
Just Carol does not lose contests. She wins them. Or she quits them, because they're unfair.