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Reckless Ndangerment
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Playing since: 12/2006
Height: 5'10"
Fun Fact: I am a Registered Nurse by NIGHT and a Roller Girl by DAY whose hobbies include: Shark Punching, High Speed Chases, Swimming Immediately After Eating, J Walking, Talking to Strangers, Wreck Diving, Skating on Thin Ice and Walking Alone After Dark in Bodymore, Murderland.
Blurb: At work I'm expected to "Institute Fall Precautions" to prevent injuries. At derby I get to utilize sheer force to institute falls.
Likes: Arcades, Polynesia, washable markers, Captain Ndangerment, underwater hockey, Wisconsin, being barefoot, helmets, public transit and games; all kinds.
Dislikes: Pickles, defensive medicine, laundry, gravity, pantyhose, people who don't move out of the way of ambulances
Bio:
Reckless was born in the early 1980s to a woman who insists on remaining awake for all dental procedures and elected to deliver naturally despite her firstborn daughter positioning herself backwards and entering the world on the night before her father's first law school exam. Her childhood was spent in the Mad City of Madison Wisconsin where she learned to sled, shovel, swim, skate and subsist on Cheddarwurst and Cheese Curds. As a teenager she wandered across the Pacific and then spent over a decade collecting passport stamps before deciding to live in America after all. She has worked as a cashier, costume consultant, lifeguard, stage manager, stagehand, deckhand, highropes instructor, waterski instructor, SCUBA instructor, bike escort and wedding planner. She had met a sailor and found a career as a nurse when in 2006 a certain friend and Mormon was being pressured by a lady in gold hot pants to join the roller derby. Reckless tagged right along and 3 years later she has finally convinced her coworkers that the bruises do not require social work intervention. She is currently aspiring to be a cruise director, bracketologist, sports sociologist and National Champion.
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