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Doris Day of Reckoning
C6
Playing since: 08/2009
Height: 5'8"
Fun Fact: Doris can sing much, much louder than you.
Likes: Muffins, showtunes, and gay boyfriends.
Dislikes: Sourpusses and being thwarted.
Bio:
A-waaay back in the early 80s, a little girl in a little skirt and shiny white skates twirled around the rink, dreaming unicorn-tiara-rainbow-boa dreams. She twirled and dreamed and dreamed and twirled and decided to be a new-school Disney heroine for a living… you know, singing nice but meaningful songs while kicking a certain amount of ass. That worked out ok for a while. Over the years, our adventuress became an opera singer, hitchhiked Europe solo, drank many an Irishman under the table, and knitted hats for friends and enemies. She moved to San Francisco, lived in a hippie co-op, cooked ginormous meals, and learned to garden and to communicate her most challenging feelings without violence. She started a few non-profits and found a particularly tall man to make her own. Singing very loudly the whole way. But of all the adventures in the world, none of these quite satisfied the twirling girl within. Then she gave birth to a baby boy. In this process, she discovered what kicking ass is really all about, and Doris Day of Reckoning emerged. Now bored with Verdi, ending her sentences with question marks, and cooking in unworthy kitchens, the beast left San Francisco and prowled the earth, seeking new adventures and a worthy outlet for her new-found mama-fierceness. On the trail of a rich and bloody scent, our Doris found herself in Baltimore, heard about CCRG, and showed up for tryouts. Ah yes. That’s more like it. Now the ass-kicking shall commence. Que sera sera, bitch.
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