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Kelly O'ShankU
9
Playing since: 03/2009
Height: 5'7"
Fun Fact: Positive, crazy, happy
Blurb: Roller Derby is my temple, synagogue, church, and meeting house.
Likes: Honest real true and N.A.H.S.
Dislikes: Haters & fakers
Bio:
I was done founded down by the railroad tracks right next to a muddy pond. I was conceived by someone and it was a full moon, my tramp parents said, when they found me. My tramp parents were Boxcar Wille and Crosscountry Carol. It was a full moon, see, and me parents told me as soon as they found me they washed me up in that muddy pond, held me, looked into my baby eyes, and said "This baby girl ain't right".So off the three of us went to my new home, 237469. That's my boxcar number. I didn't have no address, see, just a boxcar number. We traveled back and forth, one end of the country to the other, north, south, east, west . . . I've been every-where, man, I've been every-where. You see, Boxcar and Crosscountry Carol were a lot older when they found me. One night, we was standing around the fire can, eating our beans, passing the wine with friends of ours, Smokestack and Three Finger Jimmy, Santa Fe Sam, Old' Blind Melon, and Fast Movin Mary. I realized my parents was old, and I was gonna be alone soon, that this kinda life was rough. Shortly after that realization, my parents dies at the ripe old age of 42. Looked like they was 90 from a hard life of riding the rails. So my last ride was to Baltimore. I jumped off the train and had to get a real job . . . .which is how i became the roller derby girl.
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