TEAMS

Lady Quebeaum

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Teams: The Mobtown Mods
Playing since: Day One
Height: 5' 7"
Fun Fact: Lady Quebeaum is made from a titanium skeleton wrapped in 175 lbs of whoop-ass.
Blurb: I was told there were cookies.
Likes: Cookies, children, bunny rabbits, sunshine
Dislikes: Zucchini: it's a useless, disgusting filler vegetable.

Bio:
LQ was hoodwinked into joining the roller derby after some mysterious smiling redheaded lady saw her in front of a house packing up her stuff and hurling expletives behind her. She was holding the contents of an entire kitchen in one hand, and an entire bookshelf in the other, while balancing a child on her shoulders. The redheaded lady lured her into a van with a promise of cookies and a nap.