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5'7" Fun Fact:
I am fast. To give you a reference point, I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther. Blurb:
I love the fact that I get to physically assault people without getting arrested for it. The derby chicks of CCRG are pretty freaking rad as well. Likes:
Skating fast, horror movies, speed metal and kittens. Dislikes:
Rink rash, bad drivers, dirty ears and the letter "Q".
Also a Co-Captain of the Dolls
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.
October 18, 2014 game
Charm City’s Spooktackular Spectacle of Sport!
Night Terrors vs. DCRG's Scare Cats & Junkyard...more
September 13, 2014 Bout
Virtue, Liberty and Roller Derby!
Mobtown Mods vs. Brandywine Roller Girls & Speed Regime vs. B...more
September 14, 2014 Bout
Sunday Morning Brunch Brawl!
Female Trouble vs. Philly Independence Dolls &
Female Trouble M...more
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Home Team Preseason
@ Du Burns Arena
Night Terrors vs DCRG's Scare Cats
Junkyard Dolls vs DCRG's Majority Bombshells
2014 WFTDA D1 Playoffs
The following teams will be joining the CCRG All Stars in Salt Lake City Sept. 26-28 to compete for a shot at advancing to the WFTDA Championships in November. The top three teams from each of the four international D1 Playoffs will attend Championships to compete for the sport’s highest honor: the Hydra trophy and the title of WFTDA Champions.
- B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls, San Francisco, CA, USA
- Angel City Derby Girls, Los Angeles, CA, USA
- Rocky Mountain Rollergirls, Denver, CO, USA
- Charm City Roller Girls, Baltimore, MD, USA
- Montreal Roller Derby, Montreal, Quebec, Canada
- Wasatch Roller Derby, Salt Lake City, UT, USA
- Arch Rival Rollergirls, St. Louis, MO, USA
- Oklahoma Victory Dolls, Oklahoma City, OK, USA
- No Coast Derby Girls, Lincoln, NE, USA
- Tri-City Roller Derby, Waterloo, ON, Canada